Lt. Lori Gives Birth
Lt. Lori gave birth to this blob. She’s a friend of my wife and myself. She’s in the U.S. Navy. An attractive, pleasant and intelligent woman; Lori is a Helen Hunt look alike.
I had been sharing my thoughts and witicisms with Lori by email. Like a lightening bolt striking the ground, it suddenly occurred to me that I was writing to an audience of one. Writing on the internet, I thought to myself, can significantly increase my potential audience - by a factor of, oh about, 6 billion. I can write to one person I thought, or I can share my cerebral oddities with a potential of about the population of the planet. Slam dunk, no brainer! I’ll choose the latter.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m neither delusional nor egomaniacal. I know the number reading my musings are infinitely closer to one than to 6 billion. Yet, the comments indicate that there are a handful of people taking note.
So, to the mother of my blog, Lt. Lori, I say thank you. Just don’t hold your breath waiting for the child support. :o)
